40 Handsomest Men in Hollywood
Well, we did the ladies, so now it’s time to do the gentlemen. Whoo hoo! Like before, I’ll divide them up into Absolutely! Who the heck is he? and Him? And as before, the list is Premiere’s, but the comments are mine.
Absolutely!
Robert Pattinson. For all his Twilight yumminess, this young man does not always photograph well. Still, he’s got this kind of melancoly intensity about him that my caretaking side can’t resist. Come to mama, sweetie!
Hugh Jackman. Masculine, funny, and devoted to his wife and family. Could anything be sexier?
Christian Bale. Completely intense, therefore totally sexy. However, the temper tantrum thing is a bit of a turnoff.
Orlando Bloom. So I’ve still got a thing for Legolas. So sue me.
Gerard Butler. Sure, he’s a Hugh Jackman clone, but I love Hgh Jackman, so I say more is better.
Zac Efron. Too young…he’s too young…too young…
Denzel Washington. How can one man be so intense and so laid back at the same time? My favorite is Crimson Tide, when he wears the Navy uniform.
Johnny Depp. He’s the most chameleonic actor out there, and if he’s being human, he’s still extremely attractive. Some of us have loved him for 25 years.
Eric Bana. Oh, yes.
Aaron Eckhart. I have always loved him. I loved him before you did. I loved him before YOU even knew who he was.
Idris Elba. There’s just something about this guy…strong, quiet, funny…mmmm.
Daniel Craig. I debated on where he should go on my list, but then I remembered seeing pics of him shirtless. That, combined with those bright blue eyes, catapulted him onto my personal A-list.
Ewan McGregor! YES!! I absolutely love him, and I think he’s one of the most underappreciated (yet most regularly working) actors in the business. The blue eyes, the crooked smile, the Scottish accent…sigh. And the man can do ANYTHING. Comedy, drama, action, anything.
Who the heck is he?
Josh Duhamel. His big career move is apparently Transformers. ‘Nuff said.
Channing Tatum. He does have a cool name, but other than that he seems to be a clone of older, better, sexier actors.
Joseph Gordon Levitt. Cute…but that’s all.
Jay Hernandez. No idea who this person is.
Emile Hirsch. I knew the name, now I know the face…not impressed.
Chris Messina. *shrug*
Tyrese Gibson. Not that I don’t appreciate the shirtless pic…
Gael Garcia Bernal. I don’t know his work very well, but from the pic he looks like a Latino Jake Gyllenhall.
Josh Lucas. Not sure who he is, but not all that impressed with the pics.
Milo Ventimiglia. Dark, brooding, Italian…he has possibilities. I’ll keep my eye on him.
Him?
James Franco. I like him as an actor, but the cheekbones are a little too much. And actually, I don’t always like him as an actor, so…
Bradley Cooper. Yeah, he’s handsome. And he and Renee are a cute couple. But he elicits nothing more than a shrug from me.
Ryan Reynolds. Meh…
Jake Gyllenhall. Not that he can’t be sexy in the right role…I like him, but I don’t find him attractive.
James Marsden. Too pretty.
Brad Pitt. Good actor, but I’m sick to death of him.
Jamie Foxx. Excellent actor, but that’s as far as my appreciation extends. And I don’t like that “Blame it on the Alcohol” song.
Chris Pine. I think I’ve just seen him in too many bad movies. He always seemed like a poor girl’s Rob Lowe to me.
Dwayne Johnson. He’s becoming a good comedic actor, but he still doesn’t do it for me.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He does have a sort of bohemian half-starved yumminess, but it’s not enough to make my personal A-list.
Robert Downey, Jr. I love him as an actor and admire him for his personal victories. But I don’t think he’s all that hot.
Leonardo Di Caprio. I think he’s a better actor than he’s given credit for, but he just doesn’t do it for me.
Paul Rudd. Nice guy, but…
Ryan Gosling. This is another actor I’ve been following since he was very young, but not for his looks.
Dennis Quaid. What, is the token old guy on the list?
Ed Burns. Meh…
George Clooney. It just depends. Sometimes he hits my A-list, sometimes not.
So, that’s 40. Did they miss anyone? Heck, yeah! How about Laurence Fishburn? Seriously, is there a sexier character than Morpheus anywhere in the world? Or Taylor Lautner? Brendan Fraser? Daniel Radcliffe? WILL SMITH, for goodness sake! Bill Paxton! Peter Facinelli! Viggo Mortensen! Justin Timberlake, Billy Burke, Jamie Bamber, Ioan Gruffud, Karl Urban, Harrison Ford…yeah, they missed a LOT!
But I guess they could only do 40…



















