A curvaceous Britney Spears appeared on Late Show with David Letterman the other night clad in nothing but just an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini presenting that night’s “The Top 10 Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President.”

It was meant to be a self-parody. While I appreciate celebrities who can poke fun at themselves, this was rather excruciating to watch.

Watch it yourself….and cringe: